Pomkomcun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, fussy duck.

Pomkomcun created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomkomcun, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pomkomcun, he will turn you into a worm.

Pomkomcun's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Pomkomcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always obey Pomkomcun's priests.