Dissratarfcanceb is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking bee.

Dissratarfcanceb created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissratarfcanceb, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dissratarfcanceb, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dissratarfcanceb's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dissratarfcanceb's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never feed coconuts to goats while wearing orange hats.

5. Do not laugh in public.