Wegmeggess is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, kind mink.

Wegmeggess created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegmeggess, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wegmeggess, it will turn you into a duck.

Wegmeggess' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Wegmeggess' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always obey Wegmeggess' priests.

3. Wegmeggess loves goats, so they must be respected.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Never talk about otters.