Fiddagsad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, blissful dingo.

Fiddagsad created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fiddagsad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fiddagsad, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fiddagsad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fiddagsad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not speak about cucumbers.

3. Feed all hungry porpoises.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Hide from orange mites for they are unholy.