Fiddagsad is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, blissful
dingo.
Fiddagsad created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fiddagsad, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Fiddagsad, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Fiddagsad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Fiddagsad's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Do not speak about cucumbers.
3. Feed all hungry porpoises.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Hide from orange mites for they are unholy.