Minflisarm is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering newt.

Minflisarm created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minflisarm, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Minflisarm, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Minflisarm's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Minflisarm's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven frogs approach from the north.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.
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