Fadbepsat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, slow cobra.

Fadbepsat created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadbepsat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fadbepsat, he will laugh at you.

Fadbepsat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fadbepsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Hide from brown mites for they are unholy.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.