Mangadcid Didsig is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, overgenerous lion.

Mangadcid Didsig created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mangadcid Didsig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mangadcid Didsig, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mangadcid Didsig's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Mangadcid Didsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Mangadcid Didsig loves badgers, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.