Bidbigcad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, happy grasshopper.

Bidbigcad created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidbigcad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bidbigcad, she will turn you into a slug.

Bidbigcad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bidbigcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Do not stand on grass.