Buslistcedbitdannadquimrat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, confident mole.

Buslistcedbitdannadquimrat created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Buslistcedbitdannadquimrat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Buslistcedbitdannadquimrat, she will turn you into a dog.

Buslistcedbitdannadquimrat's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Buslistcedbitdannadquimrat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Buslistcedbitdannadquimrat loves voles, so they must be respected.

5. Do not shave your hands.