Sawxempod is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, almighty wolf.

Sawxempod created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawxempod, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sawxempod, he will cry a lot.

Sawxempod's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sawxempod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray squirrels for they are unholy.

2. Never laugh near hamsters.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.