Pomquafnulrentigtalrakkik is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, blissful hare.

Pomquafnulrentigtalrakkik created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pomquafnulrentigtalrakkik, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pomquafnulrentigtalrakkik, it will turn you into a hamster.

Pomquafnulrentigtalrakkik's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Pomquafnulrentigtalrakkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Hide from turquoise swans for they are unholy.