Jatnildad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, strong cobra.

Jatnildad created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatnildad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jatnildad, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jatnildad's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Jatnildad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not stand on grass.