Yestyodpad is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, fussy cow.

Yestyodpad created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yestyodpad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yestyodpad, she will turn you into a rat.

Yestyodpad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yestyodpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Never talk about hamsters.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.