Fadcebpas is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering dugong.

Fadcebpas created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadcebpas, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fadcebpas, she will laugh at you.

Fadcebpas' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fadcebpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Never wear pink shoes.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Run away if six eagles approach from the south.

5. Fadcebpas loves goats, so they must be honoured.