Zogsugcibsit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient skunk.

Zogsugcibsit created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zogsugcibsit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zogsugcibsit, it will manifest in front of you.

Zogsugcibsit's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Zogsugcibsit's Holy Commandments

1. Put Zogsugcibsit first in all things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never hurt squirrels.

5. Do not drink alcohol.