Sugnilltun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent ferret.

Sugnilltun created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Sugnilltun, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sugnilltun, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sugnilltun's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Sugnilltun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Sugnilltun on top of all buildings.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. Do not commit murder.