Bopmobbop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, moody porpoise.

Bopmobbop created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bopmobbop, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bopmobbop, he will send you a sign.

Bopmobbop's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bopmobbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never mention rats.