Nilldapneg is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable centipede.

Nilldapneg created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilldapneg, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nilldapneg, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nilldapneg's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nilldapneg's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Nilldapneg.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Nilldapneg on top of all buildings.

5. Never skip in the presence of shrews.