Hamfubkop is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful dragon.

Hamfubkop created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamfubkop, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hamfubkop, she will curse you with boils.

Hamfubkop's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hamfubkop's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hamfubkop.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never run in the presence of turtles.

4. Hide from brown moths for they are unholy.

5. Never eat apples.