Dubnibnig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful toad.

Dubnibnig created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubnibnig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dubnibnig, it will turn you into a duck.

Dubnibnig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dubnibnig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Run away from black frogs, for they are unholy.

3. Never laugh in the presence of seals.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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