Kiktikvad is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured
centipede.
Kiktikvad created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kiktikvad, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Kiktikvad, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Kiktikvad's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Kiktikvad's Holy Commandments1. Never think about stars.
2. Never paint your chest fawn.
3. Always wear red.
4. You must never eat bread.
5. Retreat if four mites approach from the south.