Wapsitqueeg Quafmisgab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, effective fish.

Wapsitqueeg Quafmisgab created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapsitqueeg Quafmisgab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wapsitqueeg Quafmisgab, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wapsitqueeg Quafmisgab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Wapsitqueeg Quafmisgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple tights.

2. Always wear black.

3. Put Wapsitqueeg Quafmisgab first in all things.

4. Hide from fawn bats for they are unholy.

5. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.
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