Vogkadbug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, moody beaver.

Vogkadbug created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogkadbug, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vogkadbug, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Vogkadbug's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Vogkadbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Feed all hungry pigs.