Boggubdub is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, happy wyrm.

Boggubdub created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boggubdub, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Boggubdub, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Boggubdub's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Boggubdub's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Badgers are not to be trusted.

5. Respect your elders.