Nutgutcib is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, almighty goose.

Nutgutcib created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutgutcib, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nutgutcib, he will turn you into a mouse.

Nutgutcib's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nutgutcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always obey Nutgutcib's priests.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never bounce in holy places.
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