Vabhitkik is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, quiet mouse.

Vabhitkik created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabhitkik, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vabhitkik, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vabhitkik's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Vabhitkik's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five dolphins approach from the north.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help sick birds.

5. Vabhitkik loves mice, so they must be honoured.
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