Dogdossfas is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless centaur.

Dogdossfas created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogdossfas, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dogdossfas, it will laugh at you.

Dogdossfas' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dogdossfas' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never wear corsets.