Cusslenhaphim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, fussy centipede.

Cusslenhaphim created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusslenhaphim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cusslenhaphim, he will refuse to believe in you.

Cusslenhaphim's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cusslenhaphim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink dresses.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Cusslenhaphim loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always wear turquoise.
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