Cardodkik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless bat.

Cardodkik created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cardodkik, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cardodkik, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cardodkik's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cardodkik's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cardodkik.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.