Sakfonrip is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unjust grasshopper.

Sakfonrip created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakfonrip, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sakfonrip, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sakfonrip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sakfonrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near otters.

2. Never wear mauve kilts.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.