Milzogart is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, calm swan.

Milzogart created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Milzogart, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Milzogart, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Milzogart's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Milzogart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Milzogart on top of all buildings.

2. Never hurt snakes.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Always help rats in need.