Sasbondog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-assured cobra.

Sasbondog created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Sasbondog, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sasbondog, he will torture you forever.

Sasbondog's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Sasbondog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Run away from purple snakes, for they are unholy.

5. Never wear gray corsets.