Jenfarnwadlinnabgilxem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, wise fish.

Jenfarnwadlinnabgilxem created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenfarnwadlinnabgilxem, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jenfarnwadlinnabgilxem, she will think nothing of it.

Jenfarnwadlinnabgilxem's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Jenfarnwadlinnabgilxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never sit near pigs.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not covet oxen.