Rakrigdotrag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered bird.

Rakrigdotrag created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rakrigdotrag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rakrigdotrag, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rakrigdotrag's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Rakrigdotrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick doves.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. You must pray to Rakrigdotrag seven times a day.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.