Quamyattmob is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, flying crocodile.

Quamyattmob created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamyattmob, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quamyattmob, he will come to you in dreams.

Quamyattmob's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Quamyattmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always wear green.

5. Do not listen to music.