Miflaknurlpomfebquart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking lizard.

Miflaknurlpomfebquart created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miflaknurlpomfebquart, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Miflaknurlpomfebquart, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Miflaknurlpomfebquart's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Miflaknurlpomfebquart's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. Never eat bark.