Sugpadpod is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, intelligent
pigeon.
Sugpadpod created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sugpadpod, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Sugpadpod, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Sugpadpod's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Sugpadpod's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Never think about planets.
3. Hide if five snails approach from the east.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Feed all hungry ducks.