Sugpadpod is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, intelligent pigeon.

Sugpadpod created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugpadpod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sugpadpod, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Sugpadpod's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Sugpadpod's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Hide if five snails approach from the east.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.