Safbedsidven is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered
dragon.
Safbedsidven created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Safbedsidven, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Safbedsidven, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Safbedsidven's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Safbedsidven's Holy Commandments1. You must love Safbedsidven.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Never wear black tights.
5. Safbedsidven must be the most important thing in your life.