Safbedsidven is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered dragon.

Safbedsidven created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safbedsidven, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Safbedsidven, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Safbedsidven's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Safbedsidven's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Safbedsidven.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never wear black tights.

5. Safbedsidven must be the most important thing in your life.