Volcinhugdansanddogzod is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable turtle.

Volcinhugdansanddogzod created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Volcinhugdansanddogzod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Volcinhugdansanddogzod, it will turn you into a sheep.

Volcinhugdansanddogzod's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Volcinhugdansanddogzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mice.

2. You must pray to Volcinhugdansanddogzod nine times a day.

3. Run away if four squirrels approach from the west.

4. Never hurt frogs.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.