Himjip is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil swan.

Himjip created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Himjip, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Himjip, it will not care.

Himjip's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Himjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Himjip on top of all buildings.