Binbagbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, smart bee.

Binbagbeg created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binbagbeg, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Binbagbeg, it will jump up and down on your head.

Binbagbeg's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Binbagbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.