Tonquimvon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud bee.

Tonquimvon created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonquimvon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tonquimvon, it will turn you into a mouse.

Tonquimvon's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tonquimvon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never wear magenta shoes.