Vagcissat is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, egotistical bee.

Vagcissat created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagcissat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vagcissat, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vagcissat's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Vagcissat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.