Gedwotpig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, kind cow.

Gedwotpig created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedwotpig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gedwotpig, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gedwotpig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gedwotpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never mention shrews.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.