Fubbintig is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unfair wombat.

Fubbintig created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Fubbintig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fubbintig, he will turn you into a dog.

Fubbintig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fubbintig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Always treat ducks with great respect.

5. Do not skip in public.