Dunvadnak Betruttsafyim is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient centaur.

Dunvadnak Betruttsafyim created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Dunvadnak Betruttsafyim, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dunvadnak Betruttsafyim, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dunvadnak Betruttsafyim's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Dunvadnak Betruttsafyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Hide if six snakes approach from the south.

3. Always look after injured monkeys.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Always take life seriously.