Logbast is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, resourceful troll.

Logbast created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logbast, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Logbast, it will turn you into a puffin.

Logbast's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Logbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Never eat beans.

3. You must pray to Logbast six times a day.

4. Always help dolphins in need.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.