Arpbemnell is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, merciful wyvern.

Arpbemnell created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpbemnell, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Arpbemnell, she will come to you in dreams.

Arpbemnell's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Arpbemnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always wear brown.