Fotnelartyattdamlid Nutbintetti is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, kind toad.

Fotnelartyattdamlid Nutbintetti created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotnelartyattdamlid Nutbintetti, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fotnelartyattdamlid Nutbintetti, she will laugh at you.

Fotnelartyattdamlid Nutbintetti's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fotnelartyattdamlid Nutbintetti's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fotnelartyattdamlid Nutbintetti.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Do not take Fotnelartyattdamlid Nutbintetti's name in vain.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help otters in need.