Wipcisshiv Jonhinhud is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, impressive rat.

Wipcisshiv Jonhinhud created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipcisshiv Jonhinhud, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wipcisshiv Jonhinhud, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wipcisshiv Jonhinhud's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wipcisshiv Jonhinhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Wipcisshiv Jonhinhud's name in vain.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help squirrels.

4. Always look after injured foxes.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.